What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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