u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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