she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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