is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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