At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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