I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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