she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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