i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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