yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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