Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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