Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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