am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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