found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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