You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Randomize
