I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
My hand turned me down
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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