Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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