took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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