I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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