There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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