Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She's the barista slut.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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