Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
just tell him i said nine months
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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