I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.