Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.