They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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