I think my vagina is haunted
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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