she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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