I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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