Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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