For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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