she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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