We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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