fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
