You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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