Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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