two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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