I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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