I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I look better un-naked...
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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