i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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