Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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