I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Dick very happy bro
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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