He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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