Dude my mom stole all your condoms
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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