covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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