508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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