I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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