remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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