I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
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she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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