i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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