I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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