i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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