This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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