if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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