hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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