I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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