You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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